Searching for Shit
by Mike GodeskyYour comic, AOL Keyword: the funny.
…I guess that’s actually two words…
So Microsoft announced their new MSN Search Engine today. I actually haven’t used it yet, but being as it’s from Microsoft, I can’t imagine it being any good. After all, these are the same folks who brought you the crash and the computer virus. These guys make their living off of making crappy products and making a profit off of them just by putting them everywhere. I’m not sure how exactly they would pull it off, but I wouldn’t be surprised they managed to find a way to have a internet search take you to a blue screen of death.
So it looks like the big boys of internet searching are now Microsoft and Google…which really both suck when compared to my own personal internet search tool of choice: Clusty. Clusty is great. It organizes my search results into clusters so I don’t have to waste my time looking at every single one of those God damn O’s in Goooooooooogle. So if any of you computer nerds livin’ it up on the west coast happen to be reading this, that’s really what I want to see more of–software that does the work for me…because I’m lazy. In fact, if you can come up with a search engine that will do that whole reading and learning part for me too, that would be awesome.
But hey, Microsoft, if I ever feel like having an aneurysm, I might give your search engine a try.
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