Our Wooded Zombie Outpost
by Jason GodeskyThe key when fleeing zombie hordes by vehicle is never stop moving. Bridges make terrific bottlenecks that can force you to break that rule, so bridges are to be avoided. That can be difficult if you live in a city with three rivers, that just happens to come in #2 for most bridges in the world, right behind Venice, but you do what you can. Again, and I can’t say this often enough, you never need to reload a blade.
Vehicles help. Rotting really takes a toll on the consistency of flesh. Sure, we were rolling for a while with quite a collection of zombie hands and forearms hanging from every available hold that a Honda Civic offers, but at sufficient speeds, they get ripped clean off and the hand is all you get.
It took some time to set up a good satellite signal, and that should keep us in touch for a little while, at least. There’s zombies up here, too, but this is one of the least populated places in the whole state. Not a lot of humans up here even before all of this, and even fewer now with people actually running into the city for sanctuary. They don’t even know what’s back there….
So, not a lot of humans, and not a lot of zombies, either. But they’re up here. Not enough to put together a respectable horde, mind you, but they come shambling along. We’ve got a good, clean view, and plenty of time to act before they’re within biting range. That they come along one, max two at a time, helps.
I’m just thankful this happened in the summer. Winter’s pretty bad up here, but if we’re going to have to make it through, at least we’ll have the autumn to prepare. Could hardly ask for better timing on that front. The deer herd is vastly overpopulated in this forest, and though it’s technically poaching, I think the government’s going to have bigger things on their hands for a while, like ravenous undead. And that means plenty of venison. As long as animals don’t start going undead on us, we’ll be OK.
We made it, and it looks like we can probably hold out here for a while. That’s a lot better than most people can say. I’m not sure how many others are still out there, but I’ll try to continue updating whenever we have a good satellite signal, for however long that lasts.






You went to a wooden outpost, rather then securing one of those malls down in pittsburgh? Hmm, closing off a mall and eating spam for months sounds like a better plan…but I guess a wooded outpost is ok.
Zombies enjoy flesh period, not just brains by the way, too much focus on brains…Zombies also enjoy flashing lights so keep your tv’s on loud to distract them.
Comment by Bubba — 13 June 2007 @ 11:15 PM
Max Brooks would be proud.
Comment by Anonymous — 13 June 2007 @ 11:24 PM
For those who might’ve missed it, yesterday was, “Blog Like It’s the End of the World,” with many blogs around the intertubes posting about the global zombie apocalypse. Given the fun we’ve poked at ourselves and zombies, and some of the points we’ve illustrated with zombies, how could we possibly pass up an opportunity like this? Thank you for indulging our moment of silliness, and I hope you enjoyed it.
Comment by Jason Godesky — 14 June 2007 @ 12:05 PM
Opened my closet today–saw mostly flannels, many in ill repair…
Double checked myself for zombie wounds…I think I’m clear, but loaded up my wingmaster 870 shotty just in case.
I think that perhaps there is some new mutation of zombie out there, they kinda look like zombies, but they still are able to drive cars and drink mocha java’s, so I guess its a slow form of the infection.
If only there was an underground research base or Mall nearby, guess I’ll have to hope that they will amble off into the woods and get tired…
Comment by Bubba — 14 June 2007 @ 5:18 PM